Craziest Jack Chick Tract Ever: "Don't Do Witchcraft, Do Your Homework!"

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Matt Arnold
September 13, 2006

Jack Chick's tinfoil-hat evangelical ministry gets progressively farther away from the reality-based community with each new comic-book tract they publish, such as this year's "Here, Kitty Kitty".

I love how when a child confesses to a schoolteacher they intend to cast a spell on her, somehow the teacher never thinks to correct her student's belief that magic works. Instead she launches a hamfisted segue into a lengthy rabbit-trail about the plan of salvation, as if she had never had an opportunity to do so before someone confessed to an alternate superstition.

The contrite, apologetic little knife-weilding Satanist children are another bit of unintentional humor.

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rachelann1977 on Sep. 13, 2006 8:03 PM

That strip was so horrible in so many ways, I can't even begin to describe it....


zifferent on Sep. 14, 2006 12:49 AM

Where's the great pumpkin?


mjwise on Sep. 14, 2006 1:21 AM

Well I don't know about the rest of you, but I learned smelly people don't get into heaven (Sorry, Pigpen).


drkelso on Sep. 14, 2006 2:50 AM

Jack Chick is my hero.


paranthropus on Sep. 14, 2006 3:21 AM

I've always wondered how that bit worked.

Apparently, God assumed his spiny urchin form and shoved Jesus, along with his pal the manta ray, off a cloud.

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