Crib Notes For The Turing Test

Matt Arnold

March 24, 2005

Tags:

• fun
• singularity
• sf
• science fiction
• futurics

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Zompist.com has a humorous set of notes that an artificial intelligence might need in order to pass the Turing Test. For example:

Clever questioners will ask about your feelings. Safe responses: 1. I'm anxious. 2. I'm depressed. 3. I'm hungry. Bad responses: 1. I'm itchy. 2. I'm righteously indignant. 3. Constipation's gone!

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