Purity Test

Matt Arnold

June 27, 2004

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Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...

Category

Your Score

Average

Self-Lovin'

61.7%

Explored the pleasures of the flesh

65.1%

Shamelessness

97.6%

Has yet to see self in mirror

79.4%

Sex Drive

81.6%

The Pope is envious

77.7%

Straightness

23.2%

Knows the other body type like a map

44.9%

Gayness

100%

83.6%

Fucking Sick

100%

90%

You are 78.52% pure

Average Score: 72.7%

Take The Ultimate Purity Testand see how you match up!

I don't know why the results are set up in such a confusing way. Each the percentages are inverted from how we expect them to display. For instance, when the subject of the test does not click any of the check-boxes on a category, one would expect that to result in a 0% rating, not 100%. So, this test is saying I am about one-third at ease around myself, not shameless at all, relatively low sex drive (or fulfillment), four-fifths straight-experienced, not gay-experienced at all and not "sick" (to use their word) at all.

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